An open source program with a copy protection scheme where in order to launch you must refer to your copy of the GPL and answer questions about it.

"What is the fifth word of GPLv3, '3. Protecting Users' Legal Rights From Anti-Circumvention Law.'?

* 'Granted'
* 'Work'
* 'Circumvention'
* 'Deemed'"

RMS: "You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program." [Moving closer] "Did you?" [Moving closer still] "Did you REALLY?"
UPDATE: Getting a lot of responses to my post up top from people who seem to be 1-indexing for some reason
@mcc and people wonder why normies don’t really care that much about software licenses.
@mcc oh my god
@even_more_damned_muteKi (I'm lying, I just miscounted)
@mcc no, no, it really ties the whole thing together if you start at 0
@mcc Alternate world in which widespread GPL adoption is contemporaneous with DOS shareware proliferation.
@xgranade i do sometimes wonder if there's a world where FreeDOS sees widespread adoption

@mcc I wonder similar with ReactOS. A part of me never really moved on from Windows 98 SE (to my discredit), and I sometimes wonder what a future in that sort of a UI model would look like.

(I guess Xfce, but I digress.)

I actually have one computer which came with FreeDOS pre-installed from the manufacturer. I did however reinstall the machine with Linux instead.
@kasperd @xgranade coulda played a few rounds of Scorched Earth first

@mcc too early in the morning for this

[narrator: it was 1pm]

@mcc this, regrettably, is the slightly paraphrased origin story of more than one free software advocacy organization.
@mcc "this WILL be on the test later"

@mcc I think it’s fair to say the idea of RMS moving closer is triggering to anyone who has been in a room with him.

*shudder*