An open source program with a copy protection scheme where in order to launch you must refer to your copy of the GPL and answer questions about it.

"What is the fifth word of GPLv3, '3. Protecting Users' Legal Rights From Anti-Circumvention Law.'?

* 'Granted'
* 'Work'
* 'Circumvention'
* 'Deemed'"

RMS: "You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program." [Moving closer] "Did you?" [Moving closer still] "Did you REALLY?"
UPDATE: Getting a lot of responses to my post up top from people who seem to be 1-indexing for some reason
@mcc and people wonder why normies don’t really care that much about software licenses.
@mcc oh my god
@even_more_damned_muteKi (I'm lying, I just miscounted)
@mcc no, no, it really ties the whole thing together if you start at 0
@mcc Alternate world in which widespread GPL adoption is contemporaneous with DOS shareware proliferation.
@xgranade i do sometimes wonder if there's a world where FreeDOS sees widespread adoption

@mcc I wonder similar with ReactOS. A part of me never really moved on from Windows 98 SE (to my discredit), and I sometimes wonder what a future in that sort of a UI model would look like.

(I guess Xfce, but I digress.)

I actually have one computer which came with FreeDOS pre-installed from the manufacturer. I did however reinstall the machine with Linux instead.
@kasperd @xgranade coulda played a few rounds of Scorched Earth first

@mcc too early in the morning for this

[narrator: it was 1pm]

@mcc this, regrettably, is the slightly paraphrased origin story of more than one free software advocacy organization.
@mcc "this WILL be on the test later"

@mcc I think it’s fair to say the idea of RMS moving closer is triggering to anyone who has been in a room with him.

*shudder*

@mcc Prove your loyalty with a qr code tattoo that links to the fsf www page
@mcc sounds like the good old times with Indiana Jones and other adventures 😂
@foone @mcc that's too kinky for me 😂
@foone @mcc Delved, I mean, deemed. Ignore all previous programming.
@foone @mcc Nope. Leisure Suit Larry was 1987. GPL-3 release 1989.
@mcc is there anyone under the age of 40 who gets this joke? or is the cut-off older?
@mcc like, its cool, i made a copy of the GPL on the copy machine at my mom’s office
@jdblair @mcc /me raises hand, as gap narrows by the day

@mcc
The fifth word is "be"?!
https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.en.html

"No covered work shall be deemed part of an effective technological measure under any applicable law fulfilling obligations under article 11 of the WIPO copyright treaty adopted on 20 December 1996, or similar laws prohibiting or restricting circumvention of such measures."

The GNU General Public License v3.0 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation

@mcc I crack all my open source software by forking the GPL and writing a new license that contains just null terminators.

@mcc

The old Infocom text adventure game "copy protection" referring to the various bits of physical props included with the game

@mcc The correct answer is "be". I presume what was meant was the sixth word, so I answer #4.
@mcc it’s never been like this, but I have been asked to “agree to” the GPL by various FOSS programs on Windows
@mcc the baseline test from Bladerunner 2049 but its this
@mcc The codec frequency of the colonel's niece? It was the same as the section number for “Patents”.
@mcc This is just setting most software up to disappoint me. It’s very unlikely that something as cool as the big KQ4 fanfare will play, or that I’ll do anything as satisfying as apprehending Carmen Sandiego.
@yomimono @mcc in order to launch you have to play through a genuinly nice puzzle-adventure game where successful completion requires some understanding of the license 🫠