The Nobel Prize in physics goes to Geoffrey Hinton for his work in computer science. What?

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The Nobel Prize in physics goes to Geoffrey Hinton for his work in computer science. What? - awful.systems

So Geoffrey Hinton is a total dork.

Hopefully, [this Nobel Prize] will make me more credible when I say these things really do understand what they’re saying. [There] is a whole school of linguistics that comes from Chomsky that thinks it’s nonsense to say these things understand language. That school is wrong. Neural nets are much better at processing language than anything produced by the Chomsky school of linguistics.

Geoffrey Hinton Reacts to Nobel Prize: AI's True Understanding Revealed

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Neural nets are much better at processing language than anything produced by the Chomsky school of linguistics.

Hey mate, did you get your PhD or a fucking Nobel in linguistics by any chance? No? Just talking about shit you apparently have no idea about?

I didn’t even know you could be a crank about linguistics, that’s pretty amazing. What other otherwise really boring fields are you going to tackle, geodesy?

I’m just waiting for him to chime in about music theory.

A popular meme on social media makes a series of allegations about the musical tune pitch A=432Hz and A=440Hz, including that the latter was a standard imposed by the Nazis to manipulate their enemies.

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Multiple experts told Reuters these allegations are unfounded.

NO WAY

Thanks Reuters.

since 1953 all music has been tuned to 440Hz. This frequency has NO SCIENTIFIC RELATIONSHIP with our universe and actually causes the brain to become agitated.

fuck yes, this is the random all-caps crankery I get out of bed for! I love the idea that 440hz agitates the brain, but not in a scientific way (at least not for our universe?)

since 1969 all computers have been running Unix. This operating system has NO SCIENTIFIC RELATIONSHIP with our universe and actually causes the brain to become agitated.
I like my music the way I like my CPUs, 432 Hz.
oh what’s this doing here presses it
Turbo button - Wikipedia

@froztbyte @techtakes

Here, have a Macintosh Centris/Performa 610!

That button on the right? It's not a floppy eject button, much to the chagrin of hordes of students during the 1990s, but an on/off power button ...

@cstross @[email protected] @[email protected] Aaaah, the Centris. The LOW powered Macintosh option!
hahaha that’s a wonderfully cursed design placement