@Wiswell “Make All Continents Pre-Human Again”
(Feeling smug about perfecting his political slogan, he relaxes with some light Internet reading, only to discover archeological evidence that there was infighting amongst not only Smilodon populations, but mammoth populations too.)
(Mastodon populations appear so far to have been more egalitarian… oh, wait.)

@Wiswell The good old days, formerly known as, these trying times.

@Wiswell "I miss the days when the people around me were afraid to talk about things that make me uncomfortable."

@Wiswell grug think krob should get same amount of antelope meat even though krob from different cave

@Wiswell i'm here to kick ass and chew cuneiform tablets... and i'm all out of cuneiform tablets.

@Wiswell Nailed it. If only more people realized... ignoring it isn't a solution