Mastodawn

Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

https://sh.itjust.works/post/26235538

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

He is 27 tho

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.

and that’s why it’s called half life

And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks