RmDebArc_5Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles
Something Burger 🍔DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
ChrisSee also: Duke Nukem Forever
BoxscapeSee also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: Bioshock: Infinite.
ProtoknucklesSee also Halo Infinite
🔍🦘🛎And Katamari Forever
I think they were referring to the development time.
oddCounter Strike
Only initial strikes
Switch sides after the first game, there’s your counter strike.
Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time
Compare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
rockerface 🇺🇦With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction
IndiBrony> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
For anyone else who still doesn’t understand!
Right, but that is a vise, not a vice.
Depends on if you’re using British or American English
FaridWith Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
That’s what I meant, you’re making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn’t realize there’s an octopus in the game, even though there is one.
And the reason I said it’s confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you’re playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I’m being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.
Everyone in that game can see he’s an octopus, to the point you could argue it’s also explicitly shown to them (he literally has an octopus head and tentacles in full visibility, and can’t even speak English) and one character besides the chef is confused upon finding out no one else realised.
I think you’d have a hard time making an argument it’s hidden from any in game character any better than the player.
Let me try to, anyway.
IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That’s when you’re explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn’t have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it’s an octopus.
IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That’s when you’re explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn’t have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it’s an octopus.
You don’t remember correctly. The aquarium escape is near the end of the game and the first time we see him out of disguise. We start the game at his wedding and then time skip to his house, he starts clothed both times.
Is that so? Then, I stand corrected and retract my complaint, it somewhat makes sense now. And in my defense, it’s been more than a decade since I played and I think I finished it in one sitting, so it’s a blur.
OwlYou’re a very fun person
What, you don’t find it fun to understand humor more in-depth by overanalyzing to death the aspects of a joke?!
What a weirdo…
SSTFOh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
I will back this project on Kickstarter
I feel like I have enough of a skillset and experience that with a solid free month I could make a terrible iteration of this.
Now all I need is the month.
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
Wolfenstein 3d.
2.5D engine. 😏
it’s a rounding error
[deleted] in lemmyRounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
TheTechnician27Battlefield 4
Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Zagorath>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time
JoeBigelowNo Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
AFallingAnvilAssigned female at purchase
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
But you don’t own the sky
tetris11Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
supercargoTake my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
That’s still my ringtone.
Take me out [Wash has been removed from the chat]
To the black
Tell them I ain’t comin’ back
I don’t care
I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it’s original capacity, it still lets you charge it to “100%”, its just that you’ve charged it to 100% of that 80%.
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
KushanYou know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
I’ve read a wiki page about it, critics didn’t even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn’t want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.
CheemsThey call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
CileTheSaneYa, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
and that’s why it’s called half life
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years.
I say name sticks
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
Halo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
Justas🇱🇹Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
sagDark Souls
Have white souls in it