serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
@stavvers oh, like xiangqi
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actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral

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Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

YouTube
@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.
@stavvers honestly, I don't think this is true. He always made sute to steal the best ideas and not just slop ... I'm saying even HE had standards

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Zeke woke up and "chose violence"... as we all need to do re: corporate evil 🙂

@stavvers “I named my daughter ‘daughter’ because I like spiders and spiders also have daughters.”
@stavvers @vriska idk If you'll ever use this for anything (and it's not really my business) but here this may hold your interest.

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Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨
@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation
@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining
Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.
@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.
@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol
@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

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If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.
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Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.
WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

Dave Trott's Blog - Powered by The Barn

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not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.
@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something
@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.
@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)
@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them

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I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.
@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)
@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢
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sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor
@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times
@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi
@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

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@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

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i absolutely can imagine

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totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off