i just read the absolutely saddest twelve-word short story

“The Church of Scientology has reportedly purchased the Jim Henson Studios Lot”

@cabel the evil oil baron would have been better 🤬
@matt @cabel The story came from WDW News Today fyi.
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@cabel @SailorDisco @matt Ooh, the *InSneider*! Why the very name just drips of “reputable”.
@SailorDisco @cabel appreciate the heads up on that; appears this is a false alarm https://deadline.com/2024/10/scientology-jim-henson-lot-purchase-1236108303/
Jim Henson Company Lot On La Brea Not Being Sold To Scientology, Owners Say; “Not In Any Business Dealings With The Church,” Family Declares

The family of the Muppets kingpin say their famed lot on Le Brea is not being purchased by the David Miscavige Led Church

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@matt @SailorDisco THANK THE MAKER
@cabel @SailorDisco really think we should be starting a gofundme or something anyway haha
@matt @cabel That or at least the they should reconsider selling the property and maybe turn it into a Jim Henson museum.
@SailorDisco @cabel Not a terrible idea, although they purchased it a while after Jim was gone so it was never "his”
@matt @cabel I’m heaving a massive sigh of relief right now.