I love children's sense of humour

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I love children's sense of humour - Divisions by zero

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.
They’re also herbivores…
With violence, I have seen donkeys throw around coyote corpses like its a toy.
They’re not wrong though
Hmm, does it count if the animal (human, in this case) could be omnivorous, but chooses not to be for whatever reason?
That’s how I see it. I’m a vegetarian omnivore, if my life depended on it I would eat meat.
Anybody would do that?
Yes, I’m saying humans are omnivores and vegetarianism is just a choice.
Herbivores can be carnivorous. I’ve seen plenty of videos of horses and cows cromching on baby chickens.
And carnivores can be herbivorous. Dogs can be vegetarian no problem, and a while back humans solved the synthetic taurine problem. Turns out all animals are omnivores. Herbivores and carnivores are fake.
What about the humble amoeba

synthetic taurine problem for cats.

For mercy’s sake, don’t start this again please.

Drag is simply stating scientific fact. Drag doesn’t care what science deniers have to say to drag. It’s not drag’s fault if facts are controversial.
I think you don’t understand the definition then. When herbivores happen to eat some animals, like when cows eat baby chickens, it doesn’t make them carnivores just for doing so. They’re still herbivores

I like to think of the distinction in a de jure vs de facto way.

If all the evidence we have of a species is them consuming autotrophs, then we do mental gymnastics and induce that they are 100% herbivores.

Of course this also leaves room for an herbivore’s potential to consume heterotrophs, in which case our knowledge would have to update and reflect reality. Maybe 99% herbivore, 1% carnivore.

And at that point, we may still do mental gymnastics and call species herbivores because that is their normal behavior, where their abnormal behavior is shown due to abiotic or biotic factors, perhaps from loss of habitat or removal/introduction of species in the food web, etc.

Lol what did they expect, a parade?
The fact that 5 kids knew well enough about the OP’s vegan status to use them as an example meant that the person probably never shut up about it.
Or they saw him eating differently at lunch, and asked their parents why.
Makes too much sense, probably the victim’s fault instead /s
If they were classmates this info would be common knowledge after a few meals together.
They were literal children, and it wasn’t their choice. I’m pretty sure the “I’m better than you because I don’t eat meat” shit doesn’t start until at least junior high.
Does anyone actually say that?
Drag’s conscience used to say that, back when drag ate dragons. It said the people who didn’t eat meat were better than drag. Drag didn’t like drag’s conscience saying that, so drag decided not to eat dragons. Dragons are intelligent creatures and loyal companions. Dragons are friends, not food.
What’s with all the drag? Just say I.
Drag isn’t that pronoun. Drag is drag.
I think everyone is confused because people don’t normally think of “I” and “my” as gendered in the first place.
You are right. And drag doesn’t want gender neutral pronouns.
Yeah, and they’re insufferable cunts for it.
Honestly not really. The people who are anti vegan are way louder and more annoying about it than vegans, in my opinion.
Or you know he turned down meat offered or was asked why he ate different food?
Unfortunate that you are downvoted to shit. This was my first thought as well. Kinda cements the " vegans can do no wrong" opinion about themselves.

From the Vegan Bullshit Bingo:

#30 How do you spot a vegan?
HAHA Donald, that’s hilarious! Mostly by what you also recognize human rights, women’s and all other activists by: They talk about the grievances they have discovered and want to fix. By the way: Often vegans can also be recognized by the fact that they peacefully eat their soy schnitzel at the barbecue until someone, driven by their own bad conscience, has to make a comment about it and is suddenly angry at vegans for some reason after they have calmly and kindly explained their motivations upon request.

#54 Vegans think they are better than everyone While it feels good to know that you have questioned traditions and made your own informed decisions in line with values that reject violence rather than promote it, you should not get on a high horse, because almost all vegans were once not vegan and everyone can take this step. However, completely refusing to address the issue is a difficult stance to take. By the way: Just because a vegan once told you an uncomfortable truth, they were not being mean to you. And even if you didn’t like a vegan once, that doesn’t question the whole point of veganism or justify continuing to exploit animals.

Vegan Bingo

The first comprehensive and interactive vegan bingo. Play along as family and friends discuss veganism. For every phrase there is a debunking statement and many other arguments and background information for a vegan diet. Play now!

You be the judge: should my housemate stop cooking meat in our kitchen?

One is a big meat eater; the other has just turned vegetarian. We air both sides of a domestic disagreement – and ask you to deliver a verdict

The Guardian
Well the “how to spot a vegan” is just a shitty joke. And the first thing you linked doesn’t really seem like their much of a vegan. They’re doing it for health reasons it seems. So their just eating a plant based diet. And then you linked two reddit posts… lol. Do you know how much stuff on reddit is fake?
Yup, everything which contradicts your narrative is fake.

There’s always a person who can’t just take the joke

Vegans bad, we get it. How dare they to live according to their moral beliefs

Living to their beliefs is not a problem. Them trying to impose their beliefs however… I still remember a guy who described my meal as disgusting and mumbled something about murder.
It’s funny considering how eating meat and using animal products is normalized in society, that when a vegan states a differing opinion (that also happens to be a fact) it’s automatically them imposing their beliefs on people. I guess it’s a symptom of their cognitive dissonance activating for a moment.
Would it be acceptable for someone calling you a murderer for eating meat, wearing leather shoes or driving petrol car?

Maybe it’s stretching the word meaning a bit but I’d definitely be contributing to animal murdering by eating meat. The same applies if I buy new leather shoes. Driving a petrol car, otoh, the connection to animal killing is not as straightforward, but it’s harmful for the environment and hence harming wild animals as well.

So yes, it’s not polite, but acceptable.

be contributing to animal murdering by eating meat.

🤦‍♂️ Not a religion imposing their beliefs at all.

Indeed. Can you point any inconsistencies in that sentiment, or prove it false? If not, what’s the problem here?
Perhaps only that you are no different to other brainwashed religious zealots who called abortion a “murder”. Go figure.
You can’t eat meat without animal murder. It’s really that simple. Dragging your fixations on religion into it is just noise and some feeble deliberate attempt to derail the issue and somehow “prove” that you had a point.

You can’t eat meat without animal murder

I will come back to you after I finish my steak 😂

“impose their beliefs”

It seems like you confuse it with religion. It’s not about beliefs, it’s about whether or not we find certain actions in our society to be morally wrong.

Nice example of how not to communicate. But what has this to do with what we’re talking about?

I am not confusing anything. Veganism don’t have any rational basis and it is therefore a belief.
No, it’s obviously not. I recommend informing yourself.
Obviously it is. With a lot of zealots as seen in this thread.

“No it isn’t”

“Yes it is”

Argument won, great job 👍

Theres just one thing quite obvious in this thread:

You love to state your opinion, even though you spread nonsense by that. And you also like to talk shit about other people when someone presents you facts that you don’t like

Viva la free speech I guess

You love to state your opinion, even though you spread nonsense by that

Not really, sweetie. What’s clear here is that vegans don’t tolerate people who enjoy eating meat and yet they don’t see how similar they are to bigots.

Funny how you talk about them like they’re bigots when you’re the one preaching so hard against them lol

Don’t bother answering, you’re blocked

Pointing zealousy and hypocrisy is preaching, sweetie? 🤣
Not like this would be any better in private schools tho…

Heheh, this shitpost triggers me.

My mom was forcing us a macrobiotic diet back in the day. We were strictly vegan, although fish is allowed in that diet, some vegetables like patatoes and tomatoes are not. Hardcore vegans…

My school lunch was mostly sushi with a filling of fermented prune called umeboshi, or tempeh and seaweeds, pumpkin or rice balls and sesame seeds. We were underfed, yellow flaky skin because of the overdose of carotene and you see everyone around you in school eating candy, fries, meat and what not while also taking the piss at you for being different and stinking of that diet.

At dinner I use to bury my Iziki seaweed in the plant pot because I just couldn't swallow that shit without gagging. If I did not behave mom would go…”you're behaviour is to yang, next two weeks on a yin diet”. Disgusting.

By the age of 12, me and my sister got into stealing money from our parents real quick to buy normal or fast food, annoying the guy at the snackbar on wheels for free fries, shoplifting and shit. Yeah, good times.