Nurse: Ok Dr. Maddkap, now we just need to draw some blood.
Dr.Maddkap: Hang on. First, can you put the straw in this Capri Sun for me?
Nurse: Sure. (tries 3 times, scraping the straw along the pouch. Finally stabbing it through both sides and wiggling it back and forth)
Dr.M: 😳(climbs out the window)