Not much of a baseball fan these days. Grew up loving the Yankees and still root for them to make other cities miserable. I’ll cheer for the Rockies, but they suck.

The Mets? Never gave a damn about them either way despite being infinitely entertained by the 86 team for the past 38 years. But since they are playing Philly, I’m all about the royal blue and orange. Those are still Mets colors, right?

The first rule of sports: Fuck Boston.

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The second rule of sports: Fuck Philly