Our Onion with an article that I wish wasn’t just treated as satire.

https://thebeaverton.com/2024/05/report-perfectly-possible-to-hate-both-of-these-fucks/

Report: perfectly possible to hate both of these Fucks

OTTAWA – A new report has confirmed it is quite possible, and in fact logical, to hate both Pierre Poilievre and Justin Trudeau. “Contrary to what Conservative partisans believe, we can criticize Poilievre for having the vibe of a guying standing behind the bully in an 80s movie while cozying up to the far-right even […]

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