just "dealt" with my first abuse report (rather, explained to my provider what the fuck was going on). angry German accuses us of "referrer" spam and "hacking" with poorly translated "This type of hacking attempt is also a threat to many other websites." regarding our URL preview generation service https://www.npmjs.com/package/@misskey-dev/summaly (which relies on https://github.com/sindresorhus/got as well so it hits twice) being used to "hack" their network. two requests, to a wordpress instance warrants an ip block for a /24.

(this is why i was asking questions
@dakkar, i believed that it was our url preview service but i didn't know 100% until you also commented. i thought perhaps there was a bug that made it spam connections but all i can tell from logs is that it was two requests 💀)
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@dakkar @puppygirlhornypost2 Germany moment. I swear, this country is so incredibly stupid. It's a wonder that we're still standing somehow
@mstar @dakkar @puppygirlhornypost2

as someone who happens to have been born in this shithole country: yes. please invade and set on fire.

the most reliable way to deal with someone like that is to send a fax, with the same accusations they made, that usually works.
@fabi @mstar @dakkar Can I just e-fax a mirror or are Germans unable to see their own reflection
@puppygirlhornypost2 @mstar @dakkar no they don't use mirrors because they hate themselves too much (referring to your response with the coal excavator). would be a fun experiment tho.