just "dealt" with my first abuse report (rather, explained to my provider what the fuck was going on). angry German accuses us of "referrer" spam and "hacking" with poorly translated "This type of hacking attempt is also a threat to many other websites." regarding our URL preview generation service https://www.npmjs.com/package/@misskey-dev/summaly (which relies on https://github.com/sindresorhus/got as well so it hits twice) being used to "hack" their network. two requests, to a wordpress instance warrants an ip block for a /24.

(this is why i was asking questions
@dakkar, i believed that it was our url preview service but i didn't know 100% until you also commented. i thought perhaps there was a bug that made it spam connections but all i can tell from logs is that it was two requests 💀)
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@puppygirlhornypost2 yeah technical literacy really isn't this country's strong suit

the average german probably thinks the internet works much like a water faucet

@traumaphoenix I'm so glad that my provider is the one who is going to follow up with this because I don't think I'm the best at it.
@puppygirlhornypost2 instructions unclear; stick up ass assigned at birth
@traumaphoenix i mean that's literally the requirement to get a German citizenship right?
@puppygirlhornypost2 fortunately i have dual citizenship so i was only blessed with half a stick,
@traumaphoenix do you get to take it out or do you have to keep it in
@puppygirlhornypost2 regrettably it functions much like a bee's stinger
@traumaphoenix damn. i see why Germans are incapable of humor.
@traumaphoenix do you think it'd be possible to pull a bee movie move and use a broom handle