UBBI (universal basic bitch income): $500 a month but you have to post "live laugh love" every day
@Daojoan where do I sign up? πŸ˜‚
@Daojoan If I post it twice a day do I get $1,000?
@Daojoan no thanks, I'm fine under this bridge
@Daojoan That's funny--all guys have to post is, 'My Acts Live Evermore'--all right, at least we have a sense of humor
@Daojoan ...and rhapsodize about Pumpkin Spice.
@Daojoan also 15% must be spent on iced coffee