Maven (famous)
NeptuneOrbitAs long as it wasn’t in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
Sequential list, surely.
Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
SkunkWorkzNo a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
What if was in a column?
henfredemarsHow about if it was all at the same time?
Paging MC’s porn producing cousin SM Escher!
Don’t kink shame me!
BeigeAgendaHe was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
If you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.
Don’t forget to account for girth similarity.
Midnight WolfFucking billionaires.
MinnesotaGoddamWhat about side to side
He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience, in the end he chose his wife’s.
Remember that.
Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
I personally don’t want to know and won 't ask, but that’s up to everyone’s personal relationship standards.
[deleted] in lemmyMy wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I’m not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.
potoooooooo ✅️Because some people like to use it as a bludgeon (or get jealous, as you say). After a couple of those, I decided not talking about it was best and that someone really NEEDING to know/talk about it is actually a red flag.
Personally, I would not care if my partner had slept with many other men before settling down with me. But there are definitely others who would judge for one reason or another.
Definitely there is double standards when it comes to “body count”. When a man sleeps with as many women as possible, he’s the man. But when a woman sleeps around with others, then she is branded a slut and her past is scrutinised.
Personally, I would not care if my partner had slept with many other men before settling down with me, as long as she had clearly chagee.
Volume isn’t as important as whether they wrre cheating in my opinion. If they cheated on 2 or more people that would be a massive red flag, while being single and promiscuous wouldn’t.
Cheating on one person is one person too much, but that is only my value system. Different people have different tolerances and values.
My partner could have slept with a thousand men, and that wouldn’t matter as long as there was no cheating and no abuse in these interactions.
I guess that I am trying to say that I agree with you in too many worda
I have known too many people whose early relationships were bad enough that they cheated once not out of malice, but because they didn’t feel they could leave but found someone who treated them better. Then they chose to end relationships instead and it really was a one time thing.
Bascially I can see one as a learning experience depending on the context.
I’ve only ever really felt jealousy when it involved a woman turning me down and then sleeping with somebody else. As long as I’m allowed in the club, I don’t really care how many other people have been let in.
as long as she had clearly chagee
Tea?
When you’re bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.
originaluciferi just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
ahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
zaphYou don’t think knowing your partner of 16 years’ sexual preferences is important?
meh. who did they marry again? me? groovy.
It’s not that it matters, but I would feel bad that my partner didn’t feel comfortable enough to share that part of them after so long.
I get the feeling you think I’m saying this because of insecurities or something. I just think it’s important to know what your partner likes and doesn’t like. I’d feel pretty alone if I was with someone I couldn’t express my desires to even if they can’t fulfill them and wouldn’t want my partner to feel that way.
Right? My partner’s sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
Haha gay
Penis
In a row?
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
BigBananaDealertheres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
Nah in a column.
ϻеƌųʂɑTry not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
jballsHey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
DreamButtNo simultaneously
It’s written almost as if she did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelorette party.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Flying SquidSupposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.
(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
Then organic organism organizing.
T0RB1TWithout the tracking string on the end.
Biphobia is hilarious…
The joke isn’t that he’s bi, it’s the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
LesMotsBalaisesMaybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he’s bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
Haha. You got me
why is no one talking about the mouth feel