@spaf

We need a hasjdvance.com style website with some answers to hard questions, like…

Q: Has JD Vance been cured of syphilis yet?
A: No.
(Only wrong if he has had it and been cured, and the website would happily update the answer in that case)

Q: Has JD Vance ever eaten a pet dog or cat?
A: There is no evidence he has not.

Q: Was JD Vance found not guilty of murder in 2002?
A: No.