So is Trump just going to sit around with a hurricane about to hit Florida or is he going to get out his Sharpie and do something about it?
@MissingThePt Nah, he’s gonna bury it on his golf course for tax evasion purposes.
@MissingThePt Well, another chance to redirect a storm to Alabama!
@MissingThePt He can write? I wasn't aware of that.

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Well, the Sharpie does not have enough ink left to reach Louisiana.

Assuming he knew where that is.

He should know since he was just there.

In his imagination.

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Personally I'm hoping this time he uses crayons.

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A layer of wax around the land should keep the water out

@MissingThePt prepare for paper towel spirals.
@MissingThePt He'll throw paper towels and stale bottled water with his name on it to the residents after the storm.
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Trump will eliminate NOAA so storm surge won't worry people.
@MissingThePt he has a concept of a plan to use the sharpie, but he's not president yet
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It doesn't affect Mar-a-lago. So, he couldn't possibly care less.
@MissingThePt I figured he'd point it right at the Haitians in Springfield, OH

@MissingThePt Oh my god I had forgotten about that.

In my defence there’s such a backlog of idiocy, it’s hard to keep track

@MissingThePt after today’s brain fart, he’s gonna get out the maps and redraw the lines of Louisiana to include Savannah, Georgia. It will still look like a penis.
@MissingThePt I hope he'll decide to do a rally in the panhandle and get swept out to sea.

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Actually, I'd rather #TFG sit right there, playing ⛳️, to greet it in person... 😉