Imagine if Jesus came back, what would Republicans tell him to do to change his image?

This is just for some laughs, please don't start a debate about whether Jesus is real in the comments, it's boring and not the point.

@RickiTarr
Don't be so Middle Eastern.

If you must be Middle Eastern, have the decency to hate other Middle Easterners.

@SoftwareTheron I'm just imagining how hard they'd be sucking air through their teeth
@RickiTarr
Especially the long pointy ones.