Imagine if Jesus came back, what would Republicans tell him to do to change his image?

This is just for some laughs, please don't start a debate about whether Jesus is real in the comments, it's boring and not the point.

@RickiTarr

Whaddaya mean, you give food to homeless people? Dantcha know that's illegal in these parts?

@ParadeGrotesque Wait, you're homeless, okay, that's illegal, so...