Authenticating to a website, 2010: Type in username and password

Authenticating to a website, 2024:
- Type in username
- Look up 20-character password in password keeper
- wait
- Prompt for 2FA token
- Dig out phone
- Unlock phone
- Scroll through 50 services to find 2FA token for website
- Type in 2FA token
- Success
- Receive email alerting you to the fact you've logged in
- Six weeks later: receive email telling you service had been compromised eight weeks ago and you must change password.

@jzb something you know
Something you are
Something you regret
Something that hunts you

@ferrix
Did you mean “haunts you”?

<floorboards creaking behind me>

Oh, nevermind…

@jzb

@dzwiedziu @jzb that would also have been great