getting older is so boring. oh my knee hurts oh my friends are too busy to throw sex parties oh i'm about to spend real money on a kitchen bin. i saw a bunch of other bitches do this already, it's derivative. why can't i just explode
@pisscotheque be the change you want to see in the world (host the sex party. Inform your froend it will be the third saturday of the month)
@gkrnours just as soon as my house isn't a building site the invitations are going out