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Lady Laura 
Interview with the vampire
2nd round interview with the vampire
Zoom interview with the team with the vampire
we have decided to pursue another candidate but will keep you in mind if future positions open up with the vampire
Gruik@cmconseils Vampire technical test
The Witch of Crow Briar@gruik @cmconseils Proctored Online Coding Assessment With The Vampire or Takehome Assignment With The Vampire
Locksmith
jonoleth@cmconseils This CV of the Vampire is very impressive, but we see here that you only have 200 years of experience. We're looking for 400 at least
@jonoleth @cmconseils Can you explain this hundred year gap in your resume
Patsy (she/her)@cmconseils Casual Chat To Assess Team Fit With The Vampire
Jim | WT8P@cmconseils
Post Zoom interview, but before the flying-axe email: Have vampire complete a project (unpaid) for us.
Post Zoom interview, but before the flying-axe email: Have vampire complete a project (unpaid) for us.
Melissa Fehr@cmconseils This becomes even funnier in season two when you realise Real Rashid must’ve actually had an interview with at least one vampire to get his job…
Lando@cmconseils Unpayed internship opportunity with the vampire
Sriram "sri" Ramkrishna - 😼@cmconseils imagine if you ghosted the vampire.. horrors!
Bill the Lizard@cmconseils Looking for a vampire technical co-founder.
Lockpick Extreme@cmconseils I'm sorry you just weren't a culture fit.
Óscar Morales Vivó@LockEx @cmconseils you were too XVI century, we are looking for someone more XIX century.
@LockEx @cmconseils cue the inevitable lawsuit claiming ageism.
“How dare you discriminate against workers over fifty and ten score years old!”
Local Dad, Ben Hamill@cmconseils Phone Screen with the Vampire?
Jorkin MahJongus@cmconseils ghosted by the vampire
MegatronicThronBanks@cmconseils That's how I got hired OW OW IT BURNS IT BURNS
ZombiePete 🇺🇦@cmconseils At least you got a response from the vampire.
I got an email with crickets.
v̾i̾t̾r̾i̾o̾l̾i̾x̾@cmconseils AI based screening of the vampire
Tim Hergert@cmconseils this Vampire interview process sucks.
bigiain@cmconseils Exit interview with the vampire.
ShinigamiDad 死@cmconseils Sign this NDA for the Vampire
Caitlinmonster@cmconseils Lestat was pretty much the shittiest manager of all time, so this tracks
Matt TearleGetting a vague “culture fit” rejection excuse from the vampire (but secretly wondering if your mirror and garlic accommodation requests were too much effort for the vampire)
Hak Foo 
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Don't forget: when you interview with the vampire, you're also interviewing the vampire himself to make sure it's a good fit for you. The relationship runs both ways.
So why are you trying to fill this position? Everyone keeps saying 'the last guy died of exsanguination', and I'm worried that's not the sign of an immortal who respects work-life balance.
francesdanger@cmconseils
Side hustle with the vampire
Side hustle with the vampire
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Your order is headed your way with the vampire
Your order is headed your way with the vampire
Bobbi Towers@cmconseils this post is giving me ptsd
Ertain@cmconseils Anne Rice missed out on three gems.
Claudius@cmconseils what are you gonna do? Centuries of experience, but demands insane working hours!
Androcat@cmconseils Ventrue, presumably?
Mark Piper@cmconseils “Hi Mark, I heard you were interviewing vampires, I have this guy Vlad who’s just come off another job and would be an amazing fit for your role, here’s his perfect CV”
Request interview with vampire
“Ah, sorry, Vlad already got picked up for another role, but here’s a Pipistrelle Bat”
the square hole@cmconseils it could have been an email with a vampire
Harry Wood
The Wandering Bard@cmconseils did they not get invited to assessment day with the vampire? Shame.
justin ferguson@cmconseils
Ghosted by the vampire.
Ghosted by the vampire.
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@cmconseils
Online personality test with the vampire.
Online personality test with the vampire.
@cmconseils
Candidate hired is just by happenstance the vampire's nephew.
Candidate hired is just by happenstance the vampire's nephew.
Philip@cmconseils don't forget the role play portion of the vampire interview
Paul-Gabriel Wiener@cmconseils Zoom interview? I hope the vampire has a mirrorless camera. But DSLRs are expensive and finicky for live video...
Other-worldly Hugh@cmconseils @quixoticgeek travel to another city for an onsite to split the lunch bill and discuss movies to make sure you’re a culture fit with the vampires
FreeLikeGNU@cmconseils Interview with AI vampire.