Mastodawn

The Burt Reynolds in me says go for it, but the Wile E. Coyote in me knows how it'll end.

@UncleDuke1969 someone put a lot of faith into one cone

@UncleDuke1969 You OBVIOUSLY need to strap a rocket to your back, first, duh.

Call ACME

@UncleDuke1969 If you had the General Lee you could use a convenient k-rail to put er up on two wheels and use that banked shoulder to the left.

Narrator: I don't know about you, but some thoughts are just better left un-thunk.

@UncleDuke1969 "mind the dip"

@UncleDuke1969
Hooo-eee! How them Duke Boys gonna git outta THIS one?

@UncleDuke1969 I'll hold your beer.

way to be astute