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me_irl - Lemmy.World

Sep 14, 2024 at 4:33pmWeb
Show threadSpaceNoodleSep 14, 2024
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
Show threadHellfire103Sep 14, 2024
Huh. Neat.
Show threadMermaidsGardenSep 14, 2024
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
Show threadNoodle07Sep 15, 2024

Right?

So… Wanna do hay stuff?

Show threadComradeSharkfuckerSep 14, 2024
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don’t match everything. Oh bow the times have changed
Show threadFQQDSep 14, 2024
Couldn’t be me, I don’t drink ice coffee. Yet.
Show threadladiciusSep 14, 2024

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

Show threadForesterSep 14, 2024
Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It’s required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
Show threadM137Sep 14, 2024
Like normally, you drink it when you wake up…? Coffee generally doesn’t make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.
Show threadabcdqfrSep 14, 2024
They were formerly gifted at that, too
Show threadcandybrieSep 14, 2024
Night shift?
Show threadBakedCatboySep 14, 2024
Does espresso count more or less?
Show threaddesktop_user [they/them] Sep 14, 2024
what about monster ultra?
Show threadFQQDSep 15, 2024
This. Or Mate.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Sep 16, 2024
It counts much more.
Show threadMiles O'BrienSep 14, 2024

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

Show threadsteal_your_faceSep 14, 2024
This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Show threadkryptonianCodeMonkeySep 14, 2024
I’m not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game… this might be about me too.
Show threadEldritchFemininitySep 14, 2024

There are two kinds of bi people:

I’m not gay, but…

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

Show threadsouthsamuraiSep 14, 2024

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

Show threadpurrtasticSep 15, 2024
I feel so seen
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernSep 15, 2024

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

Show threaddjsaskdjaSep 14, 2024
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernSep 15, 2024
Do more crime
Show threadnonfuinoncuroSep 15, 2024
they’re children without a job
Show threadcopymyjalopySep 14, 2024
Sleep till noon?
Show threadrockerface 🇺🇦Sep 14, 2024
oh god, they found me, too
Show threaddb0Sep 14, 2024
You can just say ADHD
Show threadgwenSep 15, 2024
adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
Show threadskyspydude1Sep 15, 2024
“Life gave me a Madcatz controller”
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Sep 16, 2024
“Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes”
Show threadNoodle07Sep 15, 2024
How’s the prevalence of bisexuality in adhd peeps?
Show threadPenisDuckCuck9001Sep 15, 2024
I wouldn’t sleep with a “vanilla” guy because I’m only attracted to feminine features but I don’t care about penis vs vagina. I’m attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.
Show threadNoodle07Sep 16, 2024
Same same
Show threadtiredofsametabSep 14, 2024
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
Show thread10_0s BasementSep 14, 2024
Instant coffee, water, milk, ice. Make coffee into paste with water in the cup, pour milk to the top, put in ice, stir not shaken
Show threadtiredofsametabSep 14, 2024
I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea -- isn't that just cold water steeped in other water?)
Show threadCethinSep 15, 2024
I think I’ve heard of people making coffee and then freezing it into ice cubes to put in different things. You could totally make ice coffee too.
Show threaddb0Sep 15, 2024
Add your preferred amount of sugar to the paste and shake it vigorously instead, so it makes a think foam. Filter water and milk through the foam and add ice cubes. You now got Greek Frappè
Show threadmatiamasSep 15, 2024
Love the Greek Frappè! I prefer using a milk frother rather than shaking to make the foam; I always get thicker foam that way. If you do shake it, you should add the ice beforehand. Even better, cut out the ice and add vanilla ice cream instead and it becomes a great dessert!
Show threaddb0Sep 15, 2024
For me the milk frother isn’t even enough. I need a high powered frother I can only find in Greece. If you can’t cut the foam with a knife, it’s not thick enough!
Show threadmatiamasSep 16, 2024
For me, the biggest factor is the quality of the coffee. If it’s too good (in taste) then there are more oils which break the foam. But if it’s too bad it will have barely any taste. Awhile back I found a really good instant dark roast that had good foam and good taste but it’s gone now. The coffee I currently use is fairly good though. This is how much foam I get from it, with one spoonfull of coffee:
Show threadRampantParanoia2365Sep 15, 2024
Brew coffee a little stronger than normal, so it can have ice added, and chill it before serving.
Show threadRBWellsSep 16, 2024

Cold brew on ice. With simple syrup and some milk. Easy peasy.

Roasted ice is delicious, though. Mmm.

Show threadKlnsfw 🏳️‍🌈Sep 14, 2024
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
Show threadMatch!!Sep 14, 2024
i drink coffee hot even during summer so
Show threadLillyPipSep 15, 2024

Funny as this is, it’s also costing real people’s safety and peace of mind.

This lunacy is despicable.

Show threadAVincentInSpaceSep 15, 2024
that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernSep 15, 2024
Only if you don’t know what a leftist is
Show threadnonfuinoncuroSep 15, 2024

uh oh lemmygrad is leaking

/s but yeah American “leftists” over here conservative af

Show threadAVincentInSpaceSep 15, 2024
you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t give this sentiment much weight when it’s said by people who define “conservative” as “anyone to the right of Ursula K. LeGuin”
Show threadMBMSep 15, 2024
99% of Tumblr
Show threadabbotsburySep 15, 2024
Gay and coldbrew, thank you
Show threadKusimulkkuSep 15, 2024
I feel like half the people think they’re formed gifted childs or some other form of lazy geniuses
Show threadLANIK2000Sep 15, 2024
“Former gifted” just means some adults used to tell em they gonna make it big because they’re special. And then in adulthood they struggle, either because they aren’t actually gifted or the “gift” is just autism and nobody cares now that they’re adults.
Show threadbroken_chatbotSep 15, 2024
“you are so smart, just a bit lazy”
Show threadRBWellsSep 15, 2024
Nah it could mean precocious. I learned to read by 3 and tested with a ridiculous high IQ at 7 but as an adult I feel quite average, related better with adults as a child but relate well with adults as an adult too.
Show threadSam_BassSep 15, 2024
stfu and leave. me. ALONE!
Show threadLadSep 15, 2024

Bisexual - No

Introverted - Yes

Leftist - Yes

Gifted Child - No

Depression - No

Ice Coffee - No

Sleep till noon - No

2/7 not bad

Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Sep 16, 2024
This data at least suggests that iced coffee might turn people bisexual.