Considering tomatoes aren’t even from Europe the Italians can think whatever they want about pizza, they’re not experts, they’re just as wrong as everyone else.

A plain slice in NY, maybe with some red pepper flakes and parmigiana. Fuckin bliss.

NY pizza fucking sucks. You want real pizza, go to Chicago. Everyone knows deep dish is where it’s at.

Yeah I said it. Fight me.

It’s fucking soup with cheese that’s so covered in sauce it will never reach any level of golden brown delicious, nor even be able to dream of it. It’s such a US thing to think that more is better while annihilating all the nuance that makes the thing actually good in the first place.

A deep crust is fine, just put more in it and put that cheese on top where it can really shine. Fill that bad bitch with all kinds of great stuff. Use more than the most basic, one-note pizza sauce.

I was so hyped for deep-dish and it let me down so fucking hard.

Lasagna is everything deep dish wishes it was.