vegetaTaylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris
“Breaking News” 🤦♂️ Ugggghhhh.
I mean… one of the most influential people on the planet just endorsed a candidate for President. That is pretty breaking news.
RhaedasMore importantly, she was waiting for the best time to do it. I would hate to be the guy who has to tell Trump.
Trump’s left brain cell: “ Woman no agree with me so she ugly!”
Trump’s right brain cell: “But woman blonde like Ivanka! I want to sex her!”
bzzrt
[system malfunction]
(Second brain cell added for artistic license)