vegetaTaylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris
“Breaking News” 🤦♂️ Ugggghhhh.
I mean… one of the most influential people on the planet just endorsed a candidate for President. That is pretty breaking news.
RhaedasMore importantly, she was waiting for the best time to do it. I would hate to be the guy who has to tell Trump.
He’s currently standing awkwardly in the spin room hoping that people will talk to him.
Who would want to talk to a felon and adjudicated rapist? Gross!
I’m sure some reporters talked to him. There are some pretty amusing clips of him just sorta standing around awkwardly.
There is a non-zero chance that some reporter told him about the Taylor Swift endorsement. I truly hope he responded with the grace and elegance he had on display all night 😂
Trump’s left brain cell: “ Woman no agree with me so she ugly!”
Trump’s right brain cell: “But woman blonde like Ivanka! I want to sex her!”
bzzrt
[system malfunction]
(Second brain cell added for artistic license)