Reports state that Trump's strategy for tonight's debate is to insult and taunt Joe Biden until President Biden finally comes to the stage to replace Kamala Harris.

When advisors explained to Trump that this is not possible, he told them "It happens in wrestling. I've seen it happen in wrestling".

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if she, the goddam VEEP, lets him control the venue and the moderators, if she doesn’t bring the fuckin’ ARMY to control the venue herself, then I don’t know what 😈
@lowqualityfacts Over the last 8 years, we have seen crazier shit happen.

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He'll taunt Harris until she tears off her costume and REVEALS herself to be Joe Biden!!

"Mwahahahahaha!" Trump will say.

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It'd be great to see Biden come charging out to literally/physically kick Trump's ass, though.
@lowqualityfacts I hope Biden is sitting at home slamming a shot every time Trump tries to goat him on & laughing his ass off! Maybe Hillary Clinton will join him for the viewing! 😂😂😂
@lowqualityfacts Perhaps he’s thinking of Celebrity Deathmatch.

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Mostly, I stay on social media for the humor.

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Surprise twist: Bernie's music hits and he comes out with a kendo stick.
@lowqualityfacts I'm surprised this isn't getting more coverage.