Billboard - Lemmy Today

Please don’t come inside
It is a sin to spill your seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. It pleases the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
George Washington - Invidious

I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.

Yep. That… became awkward and the after effects…

still a banger.

I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up
The version of “leave room for Jesus” we can all get behind.
I can feel you inside me :)

Oh Jesus Christ.

Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

Me too, Jesus. Me too.
Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
That’s fucked up and hilarious.
Now THAT is why we need AI
Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.
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Ms. Magdalene knows how to work
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically
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…i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party…
Dude get a towel or something….

Don’t think these evangelicals don’t know what they are doing.

They know exactly what they are doing.

Biff must have had a really good time that night.