What would you do/how screwed would you be if you woke up in the last game you played?

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What would you do/how screwed would you be if you woke up in the last game you played? - The Lemmy Club

The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

Rainworld. Yeah i’m screwed.
Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I’m suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I’m in trouble.
The question is if you can make yourself some power armour before you choke to death in the smog filled hellscape you’ve built.

Helldivers 2

I think you may have the fastest death in this thread. Average lifespan is what a couple minutes after launch tops?

That would have been an interesting statistic…

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Caveblazers

I’d be dead quickly.

Stardew Valley.

You know what? I’m okay with this. Sign me up, I accept.

Samsies and samsies. Mortgage free farm in a quiet town with a evil corporation to screw over? Hell yeah.
I’m playing fields of mistria which is basically the same so yeah I’m very okay with this

Playing Eve Online as I post this.

If I’m a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I’m actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship “for real”, but hey, at least I’m immortal.

Starfield… Meh not sure if anywhere would be good because I have to walk to everywhere (until recently) and pirates are bothering me randomly
City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.

The game that almost ruined my marriage, lol.

Those 8 hour task force runs aren’t going to run themselves, honey!!

Wow. Haven’t played that since college.

Deep Rock Galactic. It would be terrifying, but with some upsides.

"“It ain’t a gun unless it weighs at least one hundred pounds!”

Did I hear a rock and stone?

At least you’ll always have supportive comrades!

I’m playing Scorn right now. Fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat
I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me
Metro 2033… as long as I’m underground and out of harm’s way, I think I’ll be able to survive
Sometimes you roll the Katamari, and sometimes the Katamari rolls you.

Mini Metro.

Guess who has two thumbs and is stuck on the train all day?

Black Mesa /// I’m F’d.
I played Noita, I'm utterly fucked no matter who or what I am
Ooo ouch, you might beat the Helldivers 2 chap for fastest death in the thread.
I played OSU, if I’m a circle I’ll die even faster
Civ VI? I dunno… maybe this is it?
I am currently playing Armored Core 6. IDK if that would be cool or scary… Do I have an AC? 🤔
Strange Horticulture…I’m probably fine.
Plus the lake District is like the most beautiful place in the UK so you’ll have nice scenery whilst you grow weird plants.
Pokemon, not bad could be much worse I was playing rimworld before that.
Baldur’s Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.
Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm
Kerbal Space Program. So everything might be fine, or I might hit a mountain at mach 12, or I might be stuck on Moho forever hoping Matt Lowne joins Lemmy and can send the Blunderbirds to get me.
AC Odyssey. I’m just a Greek dude
“This is exactly the same…well except for all the anal sex.”
Testikles would like to know your location.
Descent, because some asshole playing Asteroids came and blew up the asteroid I was playing in from the outside before I could destroy the power reactor within…
Football Manager. I would be fired, but everything else would stay the same.
Tears of the Kingdom. Not bad at all, as long as I stay in well-populated places. The worst thing about being stuck there is the choice between living in Terry Town or Hateno.
I’d opt for Tarrey Town because I live near a place called Tarrey Town IRL and am sentimental like that, plus getting to build my own place instead of hoping I just became link and can take his and Zelda’s house in Hateno.
Y’all sleeping on Lurelin Village.

Maybe if my cheese obsession was a fish obsession

Alas, I’m pretty sure I don’t actually have the ability to taste the Umami side of sea food, so I’m actually incredibly averse to it.

I’m not all that fond of seafood either. My preference for Lurelin is mostly a vibe thing. That crystal clear water in the inlet calls to me something fierce. And when I want to stock up on cheese, I can just hop on a boat and make for Hateno Bay.

sigh A man can dream. 😞

Sable. I’d be good with it. Seems like a decent place to live. The jet bikes are rad and doing some sand fishing seems relaxing.
SWTOR, I’d probably be fine as long as I stayed away from the ops hangars until I’d found a good set of armor.

Minecraft Survival? Well, I wasn’t playing on hardcore, so I guess I’d be alright.

Or, hmm, on my phone, Pikmin Bloom. A vast army of adorable minions to accompany me as we wander around Chicago in search of public art; not so bad.

I played PlateUp. I guess I’m doomed to continually start a restaurant, only for it to fail as soon as one single person is unsatisfied.
Phantasy Star Online? I’d be in great shape! I could essentially play that game indefinitely.
dam, I loved that game on the Dreamcast, the colors and the music. The small room aspect was fine because dam that game was something special when it was new.
assuming im just me and don't have the abilities of runners then pretty screwed as last thing I played was the old genesis version of shadowrun. I have no cyberware or any real skills for the world
I’d have to learn how to appreciate body hair, as well as get better at dart tossing. Could be worse.
Euro Truck Simulator 2, so all things considered, pretty chill
Snowrunner, so yeah, same. Maybe I’d be lonely after a while.
Same here, I think I would enjoy it.
Bad. CoD III. I deleted it a few days ago…
Elden Ring. Welp, at least I guess i revive on death now?