Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESYeah, I'm watching Dating Naked, the original US version.
It's hilarious.
"I'm very romantic. I want the whole package, the white picket fence, the dog, some kids.... oh... yeah.... I'm ridiculously heteronormative too. 😁"
Host: "This is Dating Naked!"
Contestants: [Forced laughter] "Why did I agree to this shit again?"
"I was really surprised when she said our first date is standing next to us. I thought I wouldn't have to go out with this nerd."
(Forgot to post this last night.)
"I'm excited for my second date. I'm hoping for a fun, sassy, fly-by-the-seat-of-her-pants girl."
"How come?"
"Because only a fly-by-the-seat-of-her-pants girl would want to go out with me. 
"
"He's more clean cut than I'm used to. [...] I'm pretty sure he does not have a criminal record."
"I've tried everything and nothing worked. So I'm ready to throw spaghetti to the wall and see what sticks, metaphorically speaking."
"What will you do if this does not work?"
"I'm going to literally throw spaghetti at the wall."
"I'm nervous. I don't know what to expect. For all I know, his package could be Joe Biden's face."
Oh fuck.... they managed to get a kinky person on the show!
"I always end up with those crazy guys. Lol!"
"Do you think you should change the way you pick those guys."
"No, why? Lol!"
Him: "I'm pretty good at reading people. I think I made a good impression. 😁 "
Her: "He's so boring! 🙄"
"I'm still single. That's because it is hard at my age to meet a lady who's not crazy or who's baby daddy is not in prison. You know what I mean?"
Fuck no. I don't. 😬 You sure sound like a gem.
(Same guy...)
"[Beep] I need to [beep] and [beep] so that I can [beep] later today. [Beep]. You know what I mean?"
I still don't. You've been bleeped too much.
"I've been doing all that internal work so that the right type of woman will show up."
" 🙄 "
"My previous dates did not work out. I'm looking for someone more my speed."
"What's your speed?"
"Sloth."
"I already know this guy. Hopefully, I'm going to see a side of him I haven't seen before."
"His dick?"
"No, he sends dick pics to everyone. So I've seen that. I meant his tax return."
"I'm hoping he lets his hair down more."
"He's bald."
"Well, I'm hoping he grows hair and then lets it down. I'm patient."
"A lot of people get into relationships for all the wrong reasons."
"What are those wrong reasons?"
"Er... I want my lawyer!!!!!"
"I want to find someone who has brains rather than looks."
[After being rejected.]
"I've date prettier girls than her. I wish her good luck. Hrmph!"
"I'm shocked that she did not pick me. I'm like, 'did you take your medicine this morning?'"
😬 Dude... you're one step away from invoking hysteria as the reason she did not pick you.
It's really great when contestants prove on camera that the decision to pass on them was the correct one.
"I'm hoping to find someone who will love me for me... and not for my body!"
"You know you're on a show called Dating Naked."
"Yes, why?"
"I go to school, or whatever. I like females, or whatever. I was ditched a lot. I'm ready to get on a date, or whatever."
"You forgot an 'or whatever' in your delivery."
"Whatever."
"If someone even looked at you, I'd kill them!"
You must have run out of pickup lines to promise murder to someone for their love.
"I'd describe myself as the typical surfer boy. You know. I chill on the beach. I watch the girls in their bikinis. I masturbate furiously."
"There I was, naked, and she was looking at me like I was a piece of meat."
"You know you're on a show called Dating Naked, right?"
"No, why?"
"I had a 3.8 GPA in college."
"OMG! You're a genius!"
"What was your GPA."
"0.3. Me not genius."
ScriptFanix💍
@yourautisticlife
Haha I would love to know how that works for them
Haha I would love to know how that works for them
Well, the kinky girl ended up with the vanilla guy. He was nervous when she told her about wanting a spanking and her hair pulled.
I've searched the internet, but I did not find anything about what happened long term.
@yourautisticlife
Nice if she got what she wanted, even for one night
Nice if she got what she wanted, even for one night