return2ozmaTrump accepts RFK Jr endorsement and vows to release JFK assassination files
goferking (he/him)I thought he promised that during the 2016 election?
Yes he did. Trump promises a lot of things and never delivers.
By not releasing the JFK files Trump maintained this crucial bit of leverage. That’s some 7-D parcheesi right there.
Or y’know, Trump just being a lying POS who doesn’t bother to remember the promises he makes.
You fool! He’s been playing N-Dimensional Yahtzee the whole time!
He’s the type to enjoy playing monopoly, but only when he gets to be the bank.
Nailed it. 12th-dimensional strip poker and no one wants to see that.
Tap for spoiler (gross)Like orgasm?
Keeps. His. Promises.*
*doesn’t keep his promises
“Promises Made ^(by\ someone\ other\ than\ us)^, Promises Kept ^(by\ someone\ other\ than\ us)^.”
If you deliver on your promises, they’re not promises any more, but deliverables. The only way you can keep your promises is by keeping them as promises.
… Is probably what Kelly-Anne Conway would say.