return2ozmaTrump accepts RFK Jr endorsement and vows to release JFK assassination files
goferking (he/him)I thought he promised that during the 2016 election?
Yes he did. Trump promises a lot of things and never delivers.
By not releasing the JFK files Trump maintained this crucial bit of leverage. That’s some 7-D parcheesi right there.
Or y’know, Trump just being a lying POS who doesn’t bother to remember the promises he makes.
You fool! He’s been playing N-Dimensional Yahtzee the whole time!
He’s the type to enjoy playing monopoly, but only when he gets to be the bank.
Nailed it. 12th-dimensional strip poker and no one wants to see that.
Tap for spoiler (gross)Like orgasm?
Keeps. His. Promises.*
*doesn’t keep his promises
“Promises Made ^(by\ someone\ other\ than\ us)^, Promises Kept ^(by\ someone\ other\ than\ us)^.”
If you deliver on your promises, they’re not promises any more, but deliverables. The only way you can keep your promises is by keeping them as promises.
… Is probably what Kelly-Anne Conway would say.
Sure, but the demographic he’s campaigning for have a tenuous grasp on reality at best, you expect them to remember something that happened in 2016? I’m sure they’ve already constructed some elaborate scenario in their heads about how Trump tried to reveal the truth but a Oceans 11 worthy plot by The Deep State™, Bill Gates, and Barack Obama conspired to prevent its release.
It was George Soros, not Bill Gates.
Now you know.
That’s not even 2-D Candy Land
ShaggySnacksDon’t worry Trump will release everything in 2 weeks, just like his healthcare plan, infrastructure plan, his taxes…
Not so much the Epstein files…