@cjust Oh god, not my spellcheck history
@Thatonepersonwithaface @cjust I was about to say “Can’t you just type that into Word” but then I thought of how many words Word doesn’t recognize and also remembered Recall. Ugh.
@WhiteCatTamer @cjust My feed would be spammed with "bourgoses restarant refridgerators" and I'm terrified of icemakers
@Thatonepersonwithaface @cjust Mine would be listing after listing of bureus…burreaus…beureus…dressers.

@WhiteCatTamer @cjust "Those tall wooden things that you swear will hold clothes but when you try to clear em out, you find brass knuckles, dildos, and composition books"?

Yep, well familiar. Found a derringer I swore I lost wedged between an old dress and my overalls earlier today.

@Thatonepersonwithaface @WhiteCatTamer @cjust you are now the most interesting person on Mastodon. I am taking lost derringer, old dress, and overalls at face value, and will await all future posts with rapt attention.