did anyone ever make a parallel port mouse?

or do I need to spend a few hours building some bad hardware and hacking on the source of cutemouse?

@foone but but but…. That’s where the printer goes!!!!
@synackpse @foone Not if you use a printer with a serial interface. Or, if like me you had two LPTs so you could get stereo music from the MOD file player (dual resistor cascades)
@synackpse NOT RIGHT NOW IT DOESN'T
@foone @synackpse that's why you can have up to 3 parallel ports!