Is this some dayshift joke that I’m too nightshift to understand. I go where I want provided I don’t care about sleeping.

Ok…imagine the shops were only open from 4pm-11pm. And not open on your days off.

That’s approximately second shift. I suspect the original comment is referring to third.

(Though the point still applies)

I genuinely miss third shift, though.

I actually am working second but only because my workplace stopped doing a third shift durring covid. Damn do I miss third shift. I actually enjoyed 3rd shift in winter when I could go months without ever actually seeing the sun.