laserfox
MostlyHarmlessThank you for contacting the abyss; your scream is very important to us.
Charlotte Hunter@MostlyHarmless Glad I called collect.
Joshua Neds-Fox@MostlyHarmless Hold music is the unearthly wail that the universe of background radiation makes. It lasts forever and you discover you physically cannot hang up the phone
Stuart Celarier ❌👑@MostlyHarmless Did you know that you can find answers to many common questions online on our website, abyss.com? Please continue to hold for the next available...
@MostlyHarmless Okay, kinda fun to browse there and get a 500 Internal Server Error.
http://abyss.com/
http://abyss.com/
enoch_exe_inc@MostlyHarmless I think you mean the Void. The Abyss is for staring.
Wes Montage
gunstick@Wes_Montage @MostlyHarmless oh, can I throw the void into the abyss? What happens then?
Can the abyss get absorbed by the void?
Next on mythbusters.
Can the abyss get absorbed by the void?
Next on mythbusters.
46and2
gonesnake@MostlyHarmless
Press 1 if you would like to stare into the abyss
If you would like the abyss to stare into you Press 2
Press 1 if you would like to stare into the abyss
If you would like the abyss to stare into you Press 2
Deborah PickettDeborah Pickett (@[email protected])
#TextsWithVoid Aaaa! Hey, Void? Thank you for your scream. We are experiencing a larger than usual volume of screams Your scream is important to us Please hold Cut it out, you don't have a call centre! I JUST sat down to watch Antiques Roadshow dammit You're a watcher? The valuation reactions are priceless