But he isn’t just normal he is extremely normal.

The illusive size extra medium.

The only thing that got inside his head more than the couches (and the weird moniker) is Vance getting into the couches.

It really got under his skin. It’s got him obsessively denying it at every speech, continuously drawing attention to it in a not at all weird way. He’s lost it. When you’re a pedophile and a rapist trying to pretend you’re a good christian, maybe being called weird sets off alarm bells that the facade might be slipping?

It should also be mentioned that it is weird that being called “weird” gets under their skin so much

Because they don’t understand properly descriptive terms like “fascist”.

It’s simple really, their entire worldview relies on them being the “normal” ones and the “others” being the ones they make fun of.

Calling them weird forces them to think about it, just for a second, and that second of thought short circuits them just long enough for it to get through and it makes them feel terrible. They immediately drive it away of course, but there was that brief moment of clarity before they shoved it back down.

It’s weird how they are impacted so strongly by weird. It was this weak insult the ended up being so incredibly based and true that it ended up sticking despite anyone’s aversion. They owned the word the second it was used against them, but it wasn’t a voluntary ownership… They just keep railing against it like morons, digging themselves deeper and deeper.

We should string together all the criticisms that have really cut him into one mega criticism.

He’s a small-handed, vulgar, uncouth weirdo who sucks at golf.

He is actually weirdly normal. Like so ultra normal, he’s quite weird that way.

and “small crown!”

"You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania

Trump is a crowd size queen

“Weird” feels like it’d only an insult if you’re obsessed with conformity or you believe there should be in (normal) and out (weird) groups that dictate how you’re allowed to exist in society.

Makes the word a pretty good litmus test, too. If you tell someone they’re kinda weird, and they’re that upset about it… maybe a red flag?

And not the good kind of weird that wears the term as a badge of honor, but the bad kind of weird that verges on creepy with how much it insists that it isn’t weird.