Trying to shop online for a tablet, I realize I have no idea how it feels to hold. I decide to walk to Canada Computers so I can hold some tablets in my hands and see how heavy they are. Canada Computers doesn't have tablets instore anymore. I walk to Staples. Staples has tablets, but they all have heavy anti-theft locks latched to them, making it impossible to tell how much the actual device weighs. I ask a clerk if he can remove the lock from the display device. He says no
Every single display on every non Apple device in this store is making a huge deal about "AI". Most of these ads read like threats
Anyway the trip was still worth it because I now realize that Amazon Fire tablet I was looking at is WAY smaller than I thought.

@mcc i *just* bought a fire tablet for the kids to watch VLC on for an upcoming trip; it’s sole job is connect to a samba share and play media.

its form factor is perfect - smallish screen, cheap - but coming from ios, the amazon android experience is such garbage. the whole interface feels like a low-effort ad for more amazon content.

i could draw amazon’s org chart just by studying the app icons & what sends a notification

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also weird hell zone: i have an audible (US) account but this tablet took my amazon (CA),

so it’s impossible for me to access my audible subscription from this device

@phillmv oh this is very worrisome as I am also on a US CA split with my Amazon account
@phillmv im told tablets are abandoning android for ChromeOS, which can run android apps now. I wonder if that's better
@mcc the secular version of "the end is nigh"

@mcc eleven hundred dollar tablet

even I think that's crass

@gsuberland @mcc It is CAD, so while not cheap isn't too out there
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@mcc I’m very interested in where you end up with this. I’m presently torn between Samsung’s Active5 - smaller “classic nexus 7 form factor, replaceable battery, pricy, uncertain future around lineageOS, unobtainable in person”, the Galaxy S6 - “much larger, but less expensive, battery soldered in, lineage OS supported now, available at Costco now”, and “give up and wait for the iPad mini refresh that might happen someday or it might just get cancelled who knows”.
@mhoye I think I'm in the end going to go with whatever's cheapest, try to disable as much of the spyware as I can via adb, and then be unhappy
@mcc I feel as though you deserve better.
@mhoye I do, but that does not mean I will get it
@mcc @tonicfunk @mhoye
You should presumably be able to root a tablet and install lineage or e/os etc just as you can a phone?
Worth doing some research first to see which models have ROMs out there
@econads @mcc @tonicfunk “should” is a word with a reputation in these here parts.
@mhoye @mcc @tonicfunk
Hence the presumably, but it's worth investigation I would have thought.
@econads @mcc @tonicfunk I haven’t looked at e/OS but Lineage has a roster of known-to-work device on it. It’s not “all tablets”, by any means.
@mcc And it very much is a threat... 😟
@mcc muahaha yes it sounds like something out of a Philip K. Dick novel.
@mcc If you see a deal on the latest pixel tablet from a year ago installing graphene on it nukes all of the AI stuff from orbit. Funny enough I do wish the bezels were slightly larger though.
@mcc This is when you start thanking your voice assistant and making sure it knows you're one of the compliant humans.
@mcc once again I must ask: where is the consumer. Who is asking for this?!?
@mcc I was thinking about whether I'd upgrade my desktop in the next year, then remembered all the new microprocessors have AI coprocessors -- whatever that means -- so I'd have to shop carefully to get an older CPU.
@mcc in Europe (non-English country here) the tagline used in the same context is "Galaxy AI is here", implying the threat has already arrived, kinda funny to see it's still on the way to Canada :)
@mcc Samsung! Galaxy Brain was right there!
@mcc they sent me an email about this which inspired me to immediately look up how to turn it off
@mcc the bigger Galaxy tablets are nice as a replacement for printing out sheet music. mine always gets propped up against a music stand or ledge. it's not exceptionally heavy but if i had to use it as a "normal tablet" i would put it on a table or the aforementioned music stand.
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Galactus doesn't know your birthday, but he's sending galaxy AI to obtain this information... Better prepare your best ISO8601 timestamps to. He's coming.
@mcc @brooke this has real Silver Surfer vibes.

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Dammit! Those messages were only supposed to be consciously readable with the special sunglasses!