Shuts down laptop: I think thatโ€™s enough internet for today.
Picks up phone: Letโ€™s see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
@juglugs ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@juglugs I'm the opposite. (puts down phone) That's enough of that. (opens laptop) What's new here?
@juglugs work day over, I think I sat enough in front of that computer, communicating with other people without actually meeting anyone in person. I will go home, sit there alone with my phone, chat on Signal, write posts on the fediverse without any in person interaction again.

Similar thing.
@juglugs hell would be visiting social media on your laptop and setting up an intricate vacation itinerary on your phone

@juglugs

I feel seen, and insulted

@juglugs

Sad and well...describes my life....๐Ÿคฃ

@juglugs Once finished on the mobile phone may be a session on the desktop is in order?

Puts down phone: that's enough small Internet for today.

Picks up tablet: Let's see what's on the medium-sized Internet.

@juglugs

@juglugs @schenklklopfer itโ€™s always enough internet for today. And yet itโ€™s never enough
@juglugs It's true! I wanted to watch some NFL on my phone and the tiny Internet showed me this:
@juglugs Iโ€™m in this toot and I donโ€™t like it.