@aronow

If anyone else would like a Metamucil shooter, I’m lining up shots at the bar.

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@aronow one of the very few ways to turn this Elder Millennial into an old man complaining about "the kids today"

Compared to the first time I read that, I've still not recovered

@aronow @alxsim

@aronow

I said to my students recently, "It's like when Doc Brown says to Marty, 'Where we're going, we don't need roads.'" They all just sat there, blinking at me. "Marty McFly?" I said. "Back to the Future? Anyone seen it?"

Not one hand went up.

With utter sincerity, I told them, "We have failed you."

@aronow ugh…..

Going for blood I see this morning….

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@aronow

>late 90s
>says 1994
>I remember the election between Clinton and Bob Dole the year prior

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