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๐๐๐๐๐Should we consider Jesus a zombie?
Metostopholes
๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
FondotsHoly Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐And Liches hide them very well. No oneโs ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
ThavronWhat do condoms have to do with anything?
SteveClassic Vodo zombies werenโt mindless eaters of brains.
They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someoneโs will.
That could apply.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you donโt come back
JackbyDevOooh, good point.
skulblakaHe was a high level cleric, obviously.
Where phylactery?
VindictiveJudgeHeโs clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing