Five years with no Elon Musk and no JK Rowling 😊

@LilahTovMoon

Won't happen but it's nice to think about. Fuck Musk, fuck Rowling.

@darwinwoodka yeah I kinda feel like there'd be a significant jurisdiction issue about extraditing Musk specifically

@tomoyo @darwinwoodka Yea, but they could make it so that he could never go to Europe - and he'd have to be careful traveling anywhere outside the United States given that any country he enters could decide to extradite him.

I get that isn't much of a punishment given that so many people don't have the funds to travel, but it would probably drive him crazy knowing that he couldn't safely go on vacations outside the US.

@LilahTovMoon @tomoyo @darwinwoodka let's not forget, TFG is mixed up in this unholy stew too. He's the one I really hope they get. He thinks he's really got it all sewn up with SCOTUS bought and paid for... and then a French judge rains holy hell down on his toupéed tête... and then maybe sends him someplace like Corsica...
@stonebear I don't see how anything France decides would affect him; expect that sort of extradition case would get smacked down in lower courts and denied appeal, even by judges that hate him

@tomoyo Depends on how fast the wheels of justice turn. If the French judge takes his time and hands down the decision next summer, Harris' new AG could say "looks legit to me" and hand the guy over.

If he's not already serving a stretch in Sing-Sing....

@stonebear well, from a probabilistic-assessment perspective, i'll entertain this as a plausible course of events once ken white and josh barro give the story the time of day on their podcast at serioustrouble dot show, but probably not before