So did this guy just blast his own legs with shit to own the libs?

Very on brand for the conservative brain trust

No, because this didn’t happen. Someone just slapped a caption on this picture. I mean someone shit on the floor definitely. But it wasn’t a crazy conservatice trying to own libs.

If I can’t take things I see on the internet at face value then I’ll also have to discount your completely unsupported assertion that “someone just slapped a caption on this picture”