The foorprints... this was premeditated.

https://lemmy.world/post/18655483

The foorprints... this was premeditated. - Lemmy.World

How’d he do that without leaving any footprints?

So did this guy just blast his own legs with shit to own the libs?

Very on brand for the conservative brain trust

No, because this didn’t happen. Someone just slapped a caption on this picture. I mean someone shit on the floor definitely. But it wasn’t a crazy conservatice trying to own libs.
If I can’t take things I see on the internet at face value then I’ll also have to discount your completely unsupported assertion that “someone just slapped a caption on this picture”

OK well Starbucks has tile in all bathrooms, not VCT with brown cove base on FRP walls.

Plus, it’s a bad 'shop.

I mean it could’ve been a crazy conservative trying to own the libs. Don’t fall into the trap the AP did with JD Vance’s couch.
Uh wouldn’t this be the opposite of the AP? They believed something at face value. I’m saying not to…
The AP said “no, JD Vance did not have sex with his couch” even though they couldn’t confirm that he actually didn’t. They meant to say there was no evidence he’d done so.
That poop looks kind of sus. I’ve always suspected (this is an old picture) that they didn’t use real poop.
I’d say fake poop is a more plausible explanation here than the caption being real.
Man, if you’re shitting like this on the reg, you ain’t long for this world.

sees username

My condolences.

A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.

Such perfectly fine consistency, just like