It's simple, Prime Minister: X is for people who think that Britain is about to lock up everyone who isn't woke, Bluesky is for people who think that sounds like a terrific idea, and Threads is for people who have no idea what either of the others are on about.
Truth Social is for people who think they run the Internet, Nostr is for people who think they should run the internet, and Mastodon is for people who actually do run the Internet.
& 4Chan people don’t care as long as they have big tits.
"It's simple, Prime Minister: X is for people who think that Britain is about to lock up everyone who isn't woke, Bluesky is for people who think that sounds like a terrific idea, and Threads is for people who have no idea what either of the others are on about."
And of course (for the youngns who have never watched the original), riffing off of the Yes Prime Minister description of British newspapers:
@dgar Hawthorne was so good at doing that look!
Very droll
Tailored madness and ignorance for everyone! Except for Mastodon. It is the actual role-model.
except when it isn't
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