GorkShart, not fart
(⬤ᴥ⬤)baby, no shoes
0laurano shoes, baby…
Never shoes, baby
baby, never worn
jupyter_rainCat hates you.
TakiosThe worst fate.
Reddit still going.
Democracy is kil
nebulaone
Random_Character_AMusk still rich
Your wife died.
potoooooooo ✅️You’re under arrest.
Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!
pixeltreeWant to KMS
Suicide attempt 12
If you’re on number 12 and still here you’re lifes a comedy, not a tragedy
jabathekekMaybe you’re immortal
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The horror of being a vegetable instead of dead.
Yeah for real
BjörnRemembering cringey memories.
CO5MO ✨Every friggin day.
Remember when you
SzethFriendOfNimiBaby shoes, sold
Dog leaves room.
Cat leaves lap.
Condom, never used.
Used condoms only.
Mine’s used twice.
I love you
She preferred him.
I don’t think I like this game.
In the melody of It’s Raining Men it sounds awesome.
“Toilet water rising. The streets will overflow.”
problematicPantherstill they remain.
DiplomjodlerWeird men rule.
rockerface 🇺🇦Still no sleep
We never learn
Third world war.
My Arch broke.
Use nixos
☂️-Alas, still depressed
Mutually assured destruction
bruhduhWant fart, afraid
OmegaMouseOut of coffee
Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
SkunkWorkzMy poop red
Was it beets?
No wheels, cardboard
Pope-King JoeThis is more of a horror story than a sad one.
War never changes
TheMightyCanuckCrib for sale
The kid outgrew it? I guess that’s still kind of sad in a “Butterfly Kisses” kinda way.
If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’
Tell my wife…
Just keep waiting.
nullNeed baby shoes?
Stained baby shoes
That you, Hemmingway?
*Hemmmingway