Nathan ReedAug 13, 2024
Dan Piponi

Walking through walls training system

"This invention is a training system that enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors."

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20060014125A1/en

(Application abandoned.)

US20060014125A1 - Walking through walls training system - Google Patents

This invention is a training system which enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.

Aug 12, 2024 at 10:56pmWeb
Show threadgjmAug 12, 2024

@dpiponi "Cited by: US20060056262A1 / Stmicroelectronics Sa / Serial memory comprising means for protecting an extended memory array during a write operation"

Yup, STMicro have a (wholly mundane) still-active patent that cites a patent for teaching people how to walk through walls.

I assume this is the result of a typo somewhere.

Show threadBill SeitzAug 13, 2024
@dpiponi for a second I thought *Google* filed the patent
Show threadDan PiponiAug 13, 2024
@billseitz If anyone at Google filed a patent like that it would have been the group I was in!
Show threadLio HongAug 13, 2024
@dpiponi There's something to be appreciated for the American syncretism of chakra points disguised as vortexes and Enlightenment-era monastic miracles
Show threadMark WhybirdAug 13, 2024
@dpiponi Wait, this definitely happened to me once… I was in a room full of people having serious conversations, but when I started walking, a small but very audible fart squeezed out with each step I took. By chance, it must have been at the exact cadence and stride length in the formula, because the next thing I knew I was in an entirely different room! Instead of the serious crowd from before, this one was filled with people laughing, smirking, and looking at me horrified!
Show threadSimon LucyAug 13, 2024

@whybird @dpiponi

Super powers come in an infinite array of powerful and embarrassing outcomes

Show threadSean Eric FaganAug 13, 2024
@dpiponi That wasn't filed on April 1. That is disappointing.
Show threadDan PiponiAug 13, 2024
@kithrup I'd be disappointed if it was :)