Walking through walls training system

"This invention is a training system that enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors."

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20060014125A1/en

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US20060014125A1 - Walking through walls training system - Google Patents

This invention is a training system which enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.

@dpiponi Wait, this definitely happened to me once… I was in a room full of people having serious conversations, but when I started walking, a small but very audible fart squeezed out with each step I took. By chance, it must have been at the exact cadence and stride length in the formula, because the next thing I knew I was in an entirely different room! Instead of the serious crowd from before, this one was filled with people laughing, smirking, and looking at me horrified!

@whybird @dpiponi

Super powers come in an infinite array of powerful and embarrassing outcomes